I like the white one with the grass skirt idea. I think it would be even better if the fringe hid the lower part leaving one wondering if there was more of a cover.
Here is my submission to Panty Boy Of the Week, I beleive it meets the criteria
These are apair of Donnas Gaff Panties In pink Satin MMMM good
Looking at your 2nd picture, if I didn't know better, I'd say that you were pulling your panties down so that you could slap my face with your one-eyed snake.
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No one ever achieves notoriety by conforming to so-called social norms. With that in mind, just step into your big girl panties and let life happen.