Not too long ago, I became familiar with the cultural phenomenon of shoe trees. You'll be driving fairly long stretches of desert highways, and at select turnouts on the road, long-dead trees will have pairs of shoes, with their laces tied together, or rope linking boots together, tossed up into the dead branches. Some of the trees can be heavily laden. Other times, some people will punch holes in their old hats, run rope through them, then toss those up into the tree(s). And, sometimes there's locals who get miffed and pissed with those activities, and cut the trees down, to try and stop what they consider an invasion of their privacy and tresspass on their property.
Alternately, on the tops of their fenceposts, some eccentric ranchers will put upside-down old boots up as decorations, and-or nail down old cowboy hats. I wonder if some have fastened old and inexpensive hip-holsters onto their fenceposts? Or old throwaway saddles and saddle parts? Anything else that deals with the lore of The Wild West?
Now, I wonder, might some of us be interested, in creating pantie trees? Or, if you're out in the desert, and find a pantie tree, would you then climb the tree, and try and take down as many panties, girdles, bras, slips, hose, and nighties as you could, for your own stashes? I believe that most of us would follow the second path!
I imagine some church ladies, people of that sort, could get mighty pissed with the idea of pantie trees.
Well, folks; you know my PFM Handle, and what it possibly means. During a windstorm out in the desert, I could then spend awhile tripping on a pantie tree, and seeing the stuff madly flapping, snapping, and billowing in the gusts. On the other hand, in areas with heavy sand, all of those pretties would get shredded to flinders and less, in no time at all.
-- Edited by Breeziestroke on Saturday 17th of November 2012 09:13:14 AM
-- Edited by Breeziestroke on Saturday 17th of November 2012 09:18:16 AM
Funny you should bring up the subject of panty trees, there is a ski resort in Utah that has a a panty tree, it seems that the Legend states that someone was getting frisky on the way up and lost her panties, when they landed they to high in tree to retrieve, so now the ladies simply bring a pair with them and deposit them on the tree as they pass overhead, also I have heard of abar somewhere in the U.S. that staples the women patrons panties to the celing, It might be ans interesting social experiment to see if one can start a panty tree somewhere.
Daggummitt; that's why I always believe that a/some ski resort(s) should have "Lingerie/Pantie/Undies Days", as part of their late Spring skiing fare! I guess the best way to secure lift tickets would be through a grommet on a special bracelet, so as not to damage one's pretties, nor to impinge upon the body's pleasures, as one picks up speed on the trip down the mountain. RFID's and RFID-activated gates at the que-up entrances to the lifts would be even better.
Mon, I dig the idea of a pantie saloon; and have copious draperies hanging about, made of suuweeet ultra-sheer Antron III Nylon, rippling in the fan-created breezes, and it would be encouraged of the patrons to strip down to their pretties, and issued tokens, in little drawstring sacks, to pay for their bevs. Lockers to stash their street clothes.
I should think it would take quite some doing, for folks to do the wild thing, while riding up on the chairlift, 'cause folks have those unwieldy long things attatched to their feet called skis, that would get in the way.
Now, you're riding the lift, and in the chair behind you, is a Ski Patrol guy/gal. And you going to drop panties on the next tall tree passing underfoot. I wonder if . . . they'd jerk your lift ticket(Laughs!!)??
-- Edited by Breeziestroke on Saturday 17th of November 2012 12:20:31 PM
Funny you should bring up the subject of panty trees, there is a ski resort in Utah that has a a panty tree, it seems that the Legend states that someone was getting frisky on the way up and lost her panties, when they landed they to high in tree to retrieve, so now the ladies simply bring a pair with them and deposit them on the tree as they pass overhead, also I have heard of abar somewhere in the U.S. that staples the women patrons panties to the celing, It might be ans interesting social experiment to see if one can start a panty tree somewhere.
An excellent idea. How about using panties to decorate a Christmas tree or a Hannukah Bush. All the different pretty colors hanging there. Also put those clear small lights that go on and off in some sort of sequence to light up each pantie.
An excellent idea. How about using panties to decorate a Christmas tree or a Hannukah Bush. All the different pretty colors hanging there. Also put those clear small lights that go on and off in some sort of sequence to light up each pantie.
In the old days, I'd caution against that, since super-hot incandescents might melt the panties, set them ablaze, but these newfangled LED's don't put out near as much the heat. Just the ticket to show off the sheerness.
