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The Corny Pick Up

 

So it's Friday night, just hanging at the house, decided to go out, called me an Ubber and went to the club, had a few beers, watched all the guys in the bar strike out time after time, it was getting late so I was ready to head out called for a ride, they said it would be 30 to 40 minutes, so I grabbed another beer, I was sitting on a bar stool with my back to the bar, I saw her from across the room, long brunette hair, about five foot nothing, little black dress, Shapley legs and sporting four inch heels, strutting like she owned the place.

 

As she walked up to the bar she noticed I was staring at her, she winks and orders a a shot of whiskey , I couldn't help myself, before I knew what I what was saying it just came out, Wow you are hot, and I'd like to see that dress in a ball next to my bed, she slams the shot down kisses me full on the mouth and “follow me hot shot”, I stand and follow her back to where the office is, she opens the door, motions for me to follow, at this point I'm sure if I'm trouble or what, she closes the door behind us, locks the door behind me, I ask, what's going on here? She grabs me and kisses me again, “I've been watching you all night, and my pu**sy is so wet from thinking about you I just had to grab you before you left”, she reaches down and grabs my co*k, I stick tongue deep in her mouth, my hands wandering over her body.

 

we kiss and grope for what seemed an eternity, she pulls away, drops down unbuttons my jeans, as pulls them down, she exposes my coral colored satin and lace panties, “I knew it, I just knew you were a panty boy the minute you walked in tonight” then runs here tongue up the length of my shaft, slipping the head in her mouth as she slowly strokes me, her other hand up her skirt, I assume rubbing her pu*sy, she senses my impending orgasm, “Mmm, not yet panty boy, I want to feel that hot in my pus*y” she walks over to couch, hikes her dress up and drops her panties, “lick my pus*y panty boy” Oh my God, she was clean shaven except for a an arrow that pointed down, I move in, place my hands under her tight a*s, and start licking, and squeezing her as*, I move my hands closer together her hips gyrating, and her moans getting louder, it's good thing the house band was still playing, because when I slipped a thumb into her tight little anus, she came so big, screaming so loud I thought for sure someone would here even over the band, as her orgasm waned, she pulls her dress up and over head, throws me on the couch and mounts me, sliding my entire shaft deep inside her, my hands caressing her perky ti*s, rolling her nipples between my thumb and forefinger, I feel her pus*y tighten around my co*k, I try to hold back but it's no use I cum, exploding inside her hot wet c*nt, she feels my hot semen spew forth inside her, she screams as she grinds her hips down thrusting and pumping she comes again, she collapses on top of me, kissing me and slowly grinding her hips on my diminishing hard on, I can feel our commingling juices drip down my ball sack, she props herself up, looking me in the eyes, “Oh my God! That was absolutely fabulous, did you stick your thumb in my ass when we're licking me?” Yes I did, did you not like it?, “Oh no quit the opposite it was the most intense orgasm I've ever had, no one has ever done that before, Wow!, well I think the bar is closing we had better get dressed and sneak out the back door, I told my staff I went home two hours ago” 

she climbs off me helps me Up, picking up my panties, she slips them on, “Mmm these are nice where did you buy them?” Oh I made those, I make all my own panties, “very nice I can't wait to see more of your work, maybe tomorrow, my place, dinner?” Absolutely what time, “I'm thinking about four thirty” that's a little early for dinner, “well I know but I have a special appetizer for you, and I just want enough time for you to thoroughly  enjoy it, if you know what I mean?, what's your phone number?” She enters it as I tell her, my phone rings, “there now you have mine to,” ok great um just one thing, and it's gonna sound kinda silly but, well, what's your name? “Oh ****, I am so sorry I don't usually fu*k at first sight, I guess I just got caught up in the moment, my name is Lisa, I own this place” nice to meet you Lisa, I'm Robby, “Robby?, that's unusual” well that's what my mother God rest her soul, used to call me so I've always gone by that, “Oh that's sweet, well Robby, I will see you tomorrow night.

 

I get a text about noon, with her address and an attachment, I open the pic, oh my, it's a pic of her, in the tub, one leg sticking out of the bubbles, so I jump in the shower and clean up, shave my face, legs, and do a little manscaping down there, put on the brand new panties I made earlier, hot pink with black eyelash lace, and rouched butt seam, Mmm they looked good on me, finished dressing, as I walked out the door it dawned on me I didn't settle my bar tab last night, I had to dive by the club, kinda, so I dropped in, told the bartender I was sorry, “no problem, Lisa took care of it last night, have great day,” so I flipped him a ten spot and said thanks.

 

I pulled up to the house at exactly four thirty, nice place well kept yard, ring the bell, my eyes about popped out of head, she was stunning, wearing a long black satin chiffon robe, loosely tied at the waist, underneath a hot pink satin corset, with black lace trim, matching panties and and garter belt, black thigh high stockings, and hot pink four inch sandals, she strikes a pose, “Do you like?”, what's not to like you are fabulous, as I close the door behind me she walks over and kisses me deeply our tongues doing the lovers tango, she smelled so good, my co*k began to grow, I move closer pressing my growing manhood against her mound, she reciprocates, my hands find her firm ass and pull her to me, pulls away, “I think your overdressed panty boy, and besides I want see what you have on today,” she helps me take my shirt off, kissing and bitting my man nipples, I undo my pants, drop them down, she steps back, “have you been peeking through my windows?” No, just a happy coincidence, “well that's ok they will look nice with the rest of the things I have for you.

 

She grabs my hand and leads me down the hall to her bedroom, she has laid a similar out fit to hers, the robe is a little shorter, and no heels, but she had already taken hers off anyway, she picks up the panties, “I guess I'll save these for another day”, I put the corset, she helps do it up, it's just a bustier so my man nipples are still exposed, the garter belt and stockings were next, she helped clip them in, “Mmm you look pretty hot panty boy, lets go get a drink shall we?” Lead the way, as she walks past me I slap her ass, “ Ooh, yah baby, that's what I like” then she giggles, we make a pitcher of martinis, grab a couple glasses, “lets go sit outside it's such a beautiful day”, we move outside and sit on the love seat, her backyard faces the mountains so there are neighbors, we sit and talk for a while, I thank her for picking up my bar tab, her hand moves up my thigh, then onto my satin covered man stick, I do the same her panties already showing her excitement, I rub her cli* gently, pushing her panties slightly into her honeypot, soon we are kissing and groping like a couple teenagers, she pulls my di*k out and begins stroking, my hand already under her panties, massaging her cli*, she kneels down in front of me, pulls panties aside, and begins stroking and sucking co*k, occasionally looking up at me while she swallows my whole shaft, I lean back and the feeling, her hands wandering over me, my orgasm beginning to build, I expect her stop and ride my ride, she just keeps sucking, my moaning getting louder, Ooh yah, baby that feels so good, your gonna make you come, if keep doing that, she just continues, I can't help my self the feeling is to intense, she senses the impending explosion of cum into mouth, I can't hold it any longer, as my cum stick explodes she pushes a finger in my ass, my orgasm intensity doubles, I scream out, OOOH! Fu*k yes, ooh yah suck me baby, my hips thrusting upwards trying get more, she swallows my seed, and continues to stroke my co*k, I lay back and enjoy the feeling, she comes up and kisses me the taste of my cum still on her tongue, “did you like that, I thought since that's what you did to me I would try it on you and I wanted to taste your sweet salty juice, did you enjoy that panty boy?”, that was intense I’ve never had an orgasm like that, whew!, now what? 

 

      She leans back throws one leg over the arm of love-seat pulls her panties aside “my turn!” I kneel in front her, run my tongue up her left leg, flick her swollen cli*, sliding my tongue down the length of her slit, I reach up place my under her ass, pull her slightly forward, and start licking and sucking pus*y, her juices start flowing immediately, my chin is completely drench in seconds, “Mmm, that's it panty boy, lick my cu*t, make me cum!” Her moans getting louder her hips thrusting as I lick and suck, I sense she is close to coming, slowly I move one hand from her ass, gently sliding my index finger into her honeypot, massaging her sweet spot, she is moaning and gyrating, I feel her tighten up, then I slip my thumb into assho*le and gently pinch and stroke, while I continue to lick her pussy, suddenly she screams out “OOOH! FUC*K YES, I’M COMING, OOOOH, YA, DON’T STOP” she cums spilling juices all down my chin, I gently lick her wet cun*t my fingers still inside her, she reaches down to move me away, and begs me to stop, I do not reply, she screams “you’re gonna make me cum again” I thrust deeper into her, her second orgasm comes, she pulls away, “Oh my god do you have more tricks to make cum or is that it?” Well I don't know I guess you just have to wait and see.

 

“well I guess we should do something about that dinner I promised you, what do think?” I think we should just order something in and fool around all night, “Ooh that does sound very nice, I know this great Chinese place, I'll call them if that's alright with you?” I love Chinese, we both stand and put on the things we removed, she grabs her phone and orders the food, the door bell rings, “the foods here, will you go answer the door, Pleease?” She says with a coy smile and a wink, I get up laughing, this will give this guy something to talk about when he gets back to the restaurant, I open the door, the guy just stands there, “um did you order Chinese,?” Yes we did thank you, oh Damn I left my wallet in my other outfit, as I reach for where I usually keep my wallet, I feel something, I grab it and pull it out, it's a ten dollar bill, with a puzzled look I look over my shoulder and Lisa smiles and winks, I take the food close the door, Lisa breaks out laughing, “oh my god I wish I had the camera, the look on that guys face was priceless, especially when you pulled a ten out of your panties” ok just question, when did you stick a ten in panties? “After I ordered the food remember when I kissed you and grabbed your ass, I slipped in, I was hoping you would play along and answer the door” and what if I hadn't found it then what? “I would have come over and pulled it out for you,” oh really? “Yep” she kisses me and walks outside to table on the porch.

 

 

   After we eat we just sit there and enjoy the evening, she excuses herself, when she returns she sits on my lap and we start making out, our hands exploring each other's bodies, my manhood begins to grow, “Ooh feels like someone wants to come out play, let's go inside and see, shall we?” Yes let's, she leads me we end up in the bedroom, she turns and kisses me her hands grasping my butt, she breaks and says “are you adventurous?” Well I like to think so, what did you have in mind? “Well it sound a bit forward or awkward since we've only known each other a short time, but I have always wanted to be able to tie a man up and have my way with him, but the few times I have mentioned it in the past it always scares them off, so I'm really taking a chance here, so what do you think?” Well it sounds fun but let's not get to kinky, “fair enough, I'm not even sure if it be a turn for either of us, but it sounds fun, don't ya think?” Ya, let's do it !, “Ok I think we need a safe word or something don't we?” Well I guess I have never done anything like this, “Ok how about peanut butter for our safe word, if either one us is uncomfortable we just say peanut butter and it will stop, Right?” Yep I think that's how it works, “Oh my god I can't believe I'm about to tie you up and have my way, I have a funny feeling in my puss*y” she reaches down and slides a hand under her panties, “oh Fu*k I'm so wet, I must say I have never felt this way before, I can't wait to see how it ends”. 

 

      She starts to kiss me as I reach around to squeeze her ass, she pulls away, “uh uh, not yet panty boy, I'm calling the shots now, get on the bed Panty Boy,” I comply with her demand, she grabs a strap and wraps it around my left ankle, then the right, as she moves up to tie my wrists, I reach out to caress what ever body part I can, slapping my, “I told you no once don't make me say it again” now I'm tied to her bed posts, my di*k so hard you cut glass with it, she turns on some soft rock music, and starts to dance at the foot of the bed, running her hands up and down her luscious body, stroking her cun*t over and under her panties, which are now starting to show her excitement, “Mmm your co*ck looks so hard, do want to fu*k me?” Yes ma’am I want to bend over this bed and fuc*k you until you beg me to stop, “Mmm, you want to stick this big dic*k in lil’ old me,?” In her best southern drawl, She rubs my throbbing satin covers rod, “well I don't know sugar, I don't know if it’ll fit, let take a good look at it” she pulls my panties down, and strokes it a couple times, licks from my balls all the way to tip, kisses it then gently puts it back it satin prison, she moves up closer, dips her hand underneath her panties, pulls her hand out, sticks two fingers in my mouth, I lick the  sweet juice from her fingers, “Mmm you like the the taste of puss*y don't ya sugar lump?, now don't you know where, I'll be right back darlin’” she turns and walks away, it seemed like she gone a very long time but sure it was just a minute or two, when she returns, she has a life like dildo which a suction cup base, as she rubs it on her cun*t over her panties she dancing, side to side, she licks the suction cup and sticks it on the  dresser, gets down on all fours, and begins to rub the toy on her honeypot, I see her reach back guide it in, she lets a moan “Ooh yah baby that's it fuc*k me, fuc*k me hard” she rocking back on forth, taking its full length, I struggle to break free, if for no other reason than to stroke my dic*k as she pounds that dido inside her, she slows her pace and lets it slide out, her juices dripping its tip, she crawls up onto the bed, her tongue dancing up my leg, brushing across my member, sending shivers up my spine, she slides up, bringing her hot snatch dangerously close to my mouth, her musky aroma fills my nostrils, then she plants her honeypot down, I lap at it eager to please my would be capture, wanting to make her happy, so I might fuc*k that beautiful puss*y of hers     Her cun*t planted firmly on my mouth, my tongue datring in and out, flicking her swollen cli*t, her hips rocking, grinding down, she screams, “OOH FUC*K YES I’M COMING, OH GOD LICK IT PANTY BOY LICK IT, MMMMM, YEEESSS!” As her climax subsides, she slides down, kisses me deeply, I feel her warm wetness on my bulge, her hips gently rocking, she moves down, grabs a pair scissors of the night stand, cuts my panties off, stroking my coc*k she slips me in her mouth, it was all could do not to cum right then, she could tell I was close, she turns around and mounts me reverse cowgirl style, with one quick motion my manhood buried up to the hilt, her Shapley ass bouncing, our sweaty bodies slapping together, I feel my balls tighten up, the feeling is to intense, I thrust upward as I unload my hot cum inside her, she screams and I feel her juices drip down my ball sack, a few strokes, and she climbs off, laying down next me, she unites me. 

 

    I stand up, grab her roll her over and stick my still hard dic*k into her dripping puss*y, she looks over her shoulder like she doesn't know what's happening, I say well I didn't hear anybody say peanut butter, as I pound into her, I told you I was going to bend you over the bed and fuc*k you, I grab her hips and lift her up as I slam into her, she is, griping the sheets as I bury my rod, I feel her squeezing my shaft I pick the pace my own orgasm building, she screams “oh my god I'm coming again I stick my thumb in her ass as I explode into her a second time, I empty my balls and collapse next to her, as we drift off, with the powerful aroma of spent sex and sweat hanging heavy in the room.

 

 



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Your story was so good that I came twice while reading it. You're an excellent writer, keep up the good work.

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