My wife and I were on the freeway the other day when I began fiddling with her blouse.
The conversation went like this:
She: What on Earth do you think you're doing?
Me: I'm looking for a bus.
She: You what?
Me: I said that I'm looking for a bus.
She: I heard what you said. Are you nuts or something?
Me: I'm not nuts, that guy that put up that roadside sign is nuts.
She: What sign?
Me: That sign on the entrance ramp that said "Look for buses on shoulder"
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I think a woman's pantied back side is the most beautiful thing in the whole world. Now if she'll just slap my face with it, I'll be her slave forever.
