Of course my bedroom is where I keep all my sexy lingerie. However over in one corner of my room there is a work space with a big ol' computer. Stored in that computer is my whole life's story as well as all my good jokes as well as my 'groaners'. I plan on sharing some of them with all you other lovely panty lovers. I'll usually post one or two at a time, so as not to overwhelm anybody. If others want to post their creations here too, that's OK.
So here goes.....
-- Edited by LindaPantyBoy on Monday 28th of September 2020 04:15:37 AM
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I think a woman's pantied back side is the most beautiful thing in the whole world. Now if she'll just slap my face with it, I'll be her slave forever.
Several years ago, I owned a full size van.I always felt like an artist when I drove it.Why was that, you may ask?Simply because when the traffic light would turn green, I would pull away from the light and people would say: "Look at that VAN-GO!!"
OUCH!!
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I think a woman's pantied back side is the most beautiful thing in the whole world. Now if she'll just slap my face with it, I'll be her slave forever.
This is a fictional story about a little girl I’ll call Meridee.Dee had “graduated” from training pants to “big girl panties”.She was very proud of her new panties and would, without provocation, lift her dress in public and show off her attire.Her mom tried very hard to break her of that cutesy little habit.When Dee had gone several weeks without doing that, her mom figured that the problem was solved, so the mom let her guard down.One day Dee and her mom got dressed and wound up wearing identical (except for the size) ruffled pink panties.When they were standing in the checkout line at the super market, Dee all of a sudden flipped up her mom’s dress, exclaiming:“Look at my mommy’s pretty pink panties!Mine are just like hers!”
Out of the mouths of babes!
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I think a woman's pantied back side is the most beautiful thing in the whole world. Now if she'll just slap my face with it, I'll be her slave forever.
An Avon rep was going door-to-door, trying to make some deliveries.It was on a cold winter day.She stepped onto the front porch of this one house and rang the doorbell.While she was waiting, she cracked the most noxious and embarrassing hard-boiled egg fart.She fanned her overcoat in desperation, trying in vain to get that bad boy to disperse.She couldn’t get rid of it.She spotted a cut Christmas tree standing in a far corner of the porch.That gave her an idea.So she reached in her satchel and found a pine-scented spray can of room freshener, and sprayed the air all around her.She barely got the can back in the satchel, when the resident came to the door.The resident exclaimed:“WHEW!It smells like somebody just crapped in the Christmas tree or something”.
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I think a woman's pantied back side is the most beautiful thing in the whole world. Now if she'll just slap my face with it, I'll be her slave forever.
An 85-year-old couple, having been married about 60 years, were killed
in a car accident. They had been in good health right up to the day of
their deaths, mainly due to her interest in health food and exercise.
When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their 100
room mansion, which was decked out with a very spacious dining room,
master bath suite and a 7-car garage among many other amenities.
As they "ooohed and aaahed," the old man asked Peter how much all this
was going to cost. "It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
Next, they went out back to see the garage, where Peter handed them the
keys to their new Corvette. His wife asked, "What are the insurance
premiums going to be on this baby?"
Peter's reply, "This is heaven dear, it is free."
Next they went to the dining area and saw the buffet lunch with the
most lavish cuisines of the world laid out before them.
"How much to eat?" asked the old man.
"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied.
The old man then asked timidly: "Well then, where are the low fat and low
cholesterol foods?"
Peter said: "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of
whatever you like and you'll never get fat and you'll never get sick and
your teeth will never decay.This is heaven."
The old man looked disgustingly at his wife and said, "You and your
stinkin' little bran muffins. I could have been here twenty years ago!"
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I think a woman's pantied back side is the most beautiful thing in the whole world. Now if she'll just slap my face with it, I'll be her slave forever.
