For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an inteelectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parenrts' obkections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, FullaSchitt and Giva Schitt, were inseperable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a duel ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper annnounced the Schitt-Happens nuptuals. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone sya, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an inteelectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parenrts' obkections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, FullaSchitt and Giva Schitt, were inseperable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a duel ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper annnounced the Schitt-Happens nuptuals. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone sya, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schiit
Do they all wear "Dirty Fukkers" underwear???? Oh, by the way, Giva's first name, is variably "Ida", or "Idunnah"!!
-- Edited by Breeziestroke on Sunday 19th of June 2011 09:02:28 PM
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an inteelectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parenrts' obkections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, FullaSchitt and Giva Schitt, were inseperable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a duel ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper annnounced the Schitt-Happens nuptuals. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone sya, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
