LANCASTER, Ohio -- Authorities in central Ohio are trying to solve a panties puzzle: why hundreds of pairs of mostly women's underwear were dumped along the side of a road.Fairfield County Deputy Gary Hummel said Thursday the undergarments were found in trees and on hillsides in several spots this week on a road in Berne Township, about 30 miles southeast of Columbus.He said some of the panties were still folded the way they'd come in packaging, while others appeared to have been worn.There were nearly 1,700 pairs in all, in a mix of colors and patterns. Hummel said when collected, they filled 10 large trash bags.He said investigators are "baffled" as to where the panties came from.
In their search for the famous 'Frito Bandito,' authorities stumbled upon the hideout of the famed 'Pantie Bandit.' While hauling away the contraband, the 'Pantie Bandit' managed to steal his collection away from the authorities and relocate his hideout. When later interviewed from a palce unknown, the 'Pantie Bandit' said, "My gang and I from 'PFM' will continue to go on 'pantie raids' to collect all the panties we can to give to those men who can't afford to purchase their own panties. The following day the headlines read, 'Robinhood of Panties.'
LANCASTER, Ohio -- Authorities in central Ohio are trying to solve a panties puzzle: why hundreds of pairs of mostly women's underwear were dumped along the side of a road.Fairfield County Deputy Gary Hummel said Thursday the undergarments were found in trees and on hillsides in several spots this week on a road in Berne Township, about 30 miles southeast of Columbus.He said some of the panties were still folded the way they'd come in packaging, while others appeared to have been worn.There were nearly 1,700 pairs in all, in a mix of colors and patterns. Hummel said when collected, they filled 10 large trash bags.He said investigators are "baffled" as to where the panties came from.
Panties in trees?? No mention of a tornado that day, was there?
When I purge, I fill up (a) heavy paper grocery shopping bag(s). Then I duct tape it/them really tight. Next, I'll put that/those in a tough 40-Gallon trash bag, along with any other household garbage, and throw it in my apartment's dumpster. That's the proper way to do it.
Yet, after the truck has collected it, I'm curious what could happen to my purged pretties, at the "transfer station". Would they be hand-sorted, and-or shredded into loads of other consolidated garbage, and injected with some whiz-bang "green" dissolving chemical "broth", to be plowed into the landfill?
Say, Wet; your wife wouldn't happen to have the Link handy, would she? As long as it hasn't expired, I'd be much obliged if you two could provide me, and others here, with it, please and thank you. If it hasn't expired, I'm going to Save that article Web Page on my HDD.
This all reminds me of Arlo Guthrie's song and movie, Alice's Restaurant, where Arlo and his buds dump up to a ton of garbage that Alice and her hubby had accumulated in the abandoned church they lived in. They thought they'd selected the "perfect spot", on what they thought was a desolate "back road", but if you listen to the song, watch the movie, they were wrong!! I wonder if any of Alice's panties, were mixed therein??
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-- Edited by Breeziestroke on Thursday 1st of September 2011 04:38:52 PM
I think Mr. Carmichael should rephrase that statement . . . " . . . where those panties cum from." Hah-hah-hah!!!! Some looked very nice, as I could actually see the Tricot Knit-Grain, on some of them. Some of the plant material looked like Poison Ivy and-or Poison Sumac. If you don't soon use brown laundry, or Ivory-brand soap, that s-hit's nasty stuff on winkies!! Hah-hah-hah!!!!
When the DA is finally able to push the case forward (With his winkie????), he'll never live it down; in fact, his winkie will definitely be UP, if the DA is a pantiephreak!!!! Hah-hah-hah!!!!
I wonder if we oughtta start a defense fund, if they catch the culprit? If the panties don't fit; you must accquit!! Hah-hah-hah!!!!
I think Mr. Carmichael should rephrase that statement . . . " . . . where those panties cum from." Hah-hah-hah!!!! Some looked very nice, as I could actually see the Tricot Knit-Grain, on some of them. Some of the plant material looked like Poison Ivy and-or Poison Sumac. If you don't soon use brown laundry, or Ivory-brand soap, that s-hit's nasty stuff on winkies!! Hah-hah-hah!!!!
When the DA is finally able to push the case forward (With his winkie????), he'll never live it down; in fact, his winkie will definitely be UP, if the DA is a pantiephreak!!!! Hah-hah-hah!!!!
I wonder if we oughtta start a defense fund, if they catch the culprit? If the panties don't fit; you must accquit!! Hah-hah-hah!!!!
Thanks a million, Sabrina!!
Defend H*ELL! I'm bringing the rope. Anyone who would rid themselves of this collection of panties deserves to swing from the nearest tree. Oh the shame, the shame.
I have a couple of large trash bags full of panties that are two small for me at my present weight. Most of them will never be worn again even if I some how get back to the size I was some 10 plus years ago. They were pairs bought when I was new to panty buying some of them just not comfortable, some were just too small to begin with. I guess it is a good thing that I do not live in a tornado alley state or my bags of panties could end up covering a hillside to be discovered after a storm. I do need to get rid of the panties since I will probably never wear them again. If anyone here is interested in getting this collection of almost brand new pairs of panties in a wide variety of colors and prints, let me know. Some of the panties in the bags belonged to my wife and were worn once before she decided that they were not comfortable. I would not expect anyone to pay anything but postage if they wanted to try out the collection. All of the panties are in the size 5 to size 7 range.
Oh the shame, the shame. 
