August 28, 2011
Success!! I just finished my umpteenth body hair, and hairpie removal, with Nair for Men, and it was the best yet! That's because I rehearsed, then took extra precautions, not to let any of the goop stay on Winkie, for more than a minute, thus burning him.
I emptied a whole bottle into a bowl, and wore thin latex gloves. I started with the tummie, the full lower half of my torso. Then it was the full thighs, avoiding their upper insides for nearly the last. Next was Bumsie's external-most cheeks, working to the top of his crack, up to the sacral triangle, and the lower half of my back, to my uppermost hips, returning to my tummie. Lastly, it was Bumsie's crack; the groin; uppermost inner thighs; and, finally, my Inguinal Creases, Sam, Dave, & Winkie's base. I took extra steps to massage the goop deep into the cracks where Winkie emerges from my Man-Mons, and my Inguinal Triangle. For the balance of the waiting period, I held and pulled my cleaned-off Winkie well away from the rest of the bod, where the Nair was actively at work. By Jove, no more hairpie, and not a burn to be felt, now, about 45 Minutes after the removal shower.
In the shower, running with lukewarm water, with a washcloth for the stripping, the first zones to go, was the Pubic Region, then the groin, then Bumsie's crack. The skin's markedly less sensitive and delicate, in the other regions, so they could wait. Finally my tummie; Sacral Triangle; back; and, the thighs got stripped. I ran the washcloth over and over, for about five times each zone, to be sure the goop was deactivated and washed away. I'm so proud that it all went so beautifully this time.
The reason that I remove my hair periodically, is that mostly, the hairpie interfers with Winkie's enjoyment of his pretties, my Man-Mons; followed by my groin; Bumsie's lower half; and, the rest, in that order.
I'm settling in on a different regimen this time. I figure that Two weeks from now, I'll've left the "scratchy" stage, with downie hairs growing in at first. That looks to last about a month, before it all gets coarse and thick as it is, before removal.
So, excepting visits to Doc, I only need do this, once every Two months, for maximum tactility with my pretties and bod. Problems solved! For Doc visits, I'd have to let myself grow, for about Four months, so that Doc doesn't get suspicious about my lifestyle. Doc's never to know.
In the Taylor Swift thread, I showed you a pic of Justin Bieber allegedly in some very soft looking bikini undies. It's just as likely that photo's authentic, as it is a PhotoShop creation. With that said, if the photo series is authentic, now I must now be just like Justin, and as I was, before commencing on my Twenties, when I really became hirsute. If little Justin's a pantiephreak, as I now slightly suspect, he must have sooo much fun, with that nekkid Winkie 'n' bod o' his, as well as be more pleasing any girlfriends he may now have. His bod is kinda girlie-shaped; wouldn't you agree?
I used to use a manual razor at first, but it's so dangerous, and besides, it leaves me with a case of the "scratchies" for a much longer period of time, and it encouraged Acne, in those zones, if that can be believed. F-uck that s-hit!! Electric razor's not much of an improvement. I wouldn't welcome waxing, either; I can just imagine my "Yeows!!", with each wax plate or patch that's ripped off(Laughs!!). Ethnicity, or world place origin does matter in this discussion, as your genes do determine how tough and gnarly your hair grows and behaves. That disclaimer said, I'm of Central/North European heritage, with a hair type that's highly and positively responsive to the Nair regimen.
We used to have similar threads in the Old PFM Forum, like this one I just created here in the New PFM Forum. I'd now like us all, to share our various methods of hair removal.
-- Edited by Breeziestroke on Sunday 28th of August 2011 01:47:48 AM